Weird Laws..but quite true

January 10, 2008 by rinku

Murphy’s Original Law
If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.

Murphy’s Law
If anything can go wrong — it will.

Murphy’s First Corollary
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

Murphy’s Second Corollary
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

Quantized Revision of Murphy’s Law
Everything goes wrong all at once.

Murphy’s Constant
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.

The Murphy Philosophy
Smile… tomorrow will be worse.

lines in the sand..

December 24, 2007 by rinku

Allow me to take some free license now and say this: apology for crap coming up, and since nobody wants to get into an endless debate for the crap. Everyone is, of course, entitled to their opinions, and receiving free advice is nothing new for us(Reminds me of ad: Relinance BOL INDIA BOL..Cricketers ko to sab se advice). Whatever be it, i am not gonna give any advice as i had fare share of it in past few weeks.

Basically i am gonna put Crap for the sake of my satisfaction. I have been thinking to be consistent with blogs. Damn, i am completely engrossed with typical non value added activities. Arghh Poor excuse.

However, I made it to Bacardi party, Firangipani, Zi’s marriage( Rendezvous with IITB junta). Extremely short span meeting with Hitech & ISB junta.

Successfully completed much awaited VSM(6sigma stuff), not booked books “Rich dad and poor dad” and Osho’s “The Alchemy of enlightenment”.

So, i m just happy for nothing.

Eternity of time..

December 19, 2007 by rinku

I have been thinking to write blog and many more things from past few days. But, as usual me being lazy bum, end up doing nothing.  And after a while I wake up and start putting up misplaced puzzling block (to-do work, thoughts, unreturned phone calls, emails et cetera) here there n everywhere. May be I started growing a little late. And in the eternity of time, what is LATE??

There is only 7 days. Choose any day, but start. Nevertheless, here is my POST, quite random, similar to my state.

Year just flies by, 2008 is knocking the door..As I look back and see, 2007 marks the weirdest year so far in my life. I have seen worst of myself and situation. A whole year passed by without me finding time/energy/inclination to actually do anything. Things are completely lopsided with me. Nothing specific to mention, except my nani’s demise. But personally and professionally learnt hazaar stuff in this single year as compare to past 23 yrs.

Nani, this is for you. You will always be present in eternity of time to follow as you did in past. Thank you Nani.

Zombie

December 7, 2007 by rinku

in ur head..in ur head..ZOMBIE!!

It might be an inappropriate title to use in literal sense. But whatever be it, right now, my head is banging badly n I m zombie. This is stark result of my insomniac state (Just 39 hrs). Surprisingly it’s too little as compare to my night outs that too coupled for many days during college days. Insomnia is credited to many factors, major among them were phone calls.

What a change, from what i planned to what it happened. I happen to come home early and thought to cook eat and read the remaining “fooled by randomness”.

At least I cooked, ate and when i am about snuggle in bed to read the book. After ages, a long lost friend calls and asks to join for dinner. So, I decide to accompany him for dinner. It takes up my 2-3 hrs and once I am back, as usual few of phone calls from friends’ n family. I feel sleepy without even read a single page from book’ed book :(

Then what, I slept for a while, a sudden call from office for some important docs. Somehow I manage to send the docs. Thanks to all this I lost all my sleep and I end up doing engrossingly Value added activity of cleaning iPod music collection. Still, there‘s not a hint of sleep and no enthu to read a book. As a last resort, I tend to shuffle channels and settle with “Swadesh” just to watch a song ‘Yeh jo desh hian..’ and I end up watching full movie.

So this summarizes me being ZOMBIE…out of mind, out of state state:D

Fooled by Randomness..

December 5, 2007 by rinku

‘One of the smartest books of all time’: Aptly said. I am reading this book and m completely in love with it. I m gonna write about it at length. But got hazaar work now. Probably later..

So i am back and let me use my Xmas holls to some use. As promissed, here is my understanding from book by Nassim Nicholas Taleb. This book discussed fundas on neoeconomics & normative economics and brings the concept of behaviorial economics in witty and concise format. Pretty much easy to understand, Not like other gyaan books. Ya, but surely need to concentrate than just cursory look. I am putting down some snippets just to remember the style and fundas written by him. I just loved it and completely able to relate to many of it.

Some favourite snippets from the book:

ON THE NONLINEARITIES OF LIFE 

The twist: Life is unfair in a nonlinear way. How a small advantage in life can translate into a highly disproportionate payoff, or, more viciously how no advantage at all, but a very, very small help from randomness can lead to bonanza.

WHEN IT RAINS, IT POURS
As I am writing these lines, i am suddenly realizing that the world’s bipolarity is hitting me very hard. Either one succeeds wildly, by attracting all the cash, or fails to draw a single penny. Likewise with books. Either everyone wants to publish it, or nobody is interested in returning telephone calls (in the latter case my discipline is to delete the name from my address book). I am also realizing the nonlinear effect behind success in anything: It is better to have a handful of enthusiastic advocates than hordes of people who appreciate your work- better to be loved by a dozen than liked by the hundreds. This applies to the sales of books, the spread of ideas, and success in general and runs counter to conventional logic. The information age is worsening this effect. This is making me, with my profound and antiquated Mediterranean sense of metron (measure), extremely uncomfortable, even queasy. Too much success in the enemy (think of the punishment meted out on the rich and famous); too much failure is demoralizing. I would like the option of having neither. FOOLED BY NUMBERS I have often been faced with questions of the sort: “Who do you think you are to tell me that I might have been plain lucky in my life?” Well, no body really believes that he or she was lucky.

THE SANDPILE EFFECT
Nonlinear effect resulting from a linear force exerted on an object. A very small additional input caused a disproportionate result. Popular wisdom has integrated many such phenomena, as witnessed by such expression as “the straw that broke the camel’s back” or “the drop that caused water to spill”. These nonlinear dynamics have a bookstore name, “chaos theory”, which is a misnomer because it has nothing to do with chaos.

RANDOMNESS AND OUR MIND: WE ARE PROBABILITY BLIND

For a long time we had the wrong product specifications when we thought of ourselves. We humans have been under the belief that we were endowed with a beautiful machine for thinking and understanding things. However, among the factory specifications for us is the lack of awareness of the true factory specifications (why complicate things?). The problem with thinking is that it causes you to develop illusions. And thinking may be such a waste of energy! Who needs it!

Accordingly, rules have their value. We just follow them not because they are the best but because they are useful and they save time and effort. It is a fact that out brains would not be able to operate without such shortcuts. Some XYZ idea is that if we were to optimize at ever step in life, then it would cost us an infinite amount of time and energy. Accordingly, there has to be in us an approximation process that stops somewhere. You stop when you get a near-satisfactory solution. Otherwise it may take you an eternity to reach the smallest conclusion or perform the smallest act. We are therefore rational, but in a limited way: “boundedly rational.”

Few started figuring out rules in humans that did not make them rational- but things went beyond the shortcut. For them, these rules, which are called heurisitcs, were not merely a simplifications of rational models, but were different in methodology and category. They called them “quick & dirty” heurisitics. There is a dirty part: These shortcuts came with side effects, these effects being the biases such as inability to accept anything abstract as risk.

TWO SYSTEMS OF REASONING
There are two possible ways for us to reason, the heurisics being part of one – rationality being part of the other. 

Another branch of research, called evolutionary psychology, developed a completely different approach to the same problem. They believe that the reason lies in the way things are presented to us in the current environment. The statement “Our brains are made for fitness not for truth” by scientific intellectual Steven Pinker, summarizes it all. Our brains are not made for understanding things but think that they are not biased because we do not use them in their real habitat.

I HAVE NO CONCLUSION
1)  We do not think probabilistic when making choices but use heurisitcs; 2) We make serious probabilisitc mistakes in today’s world- whatever the true reasons.

after long hiatus

November 6, 2007 by rinku

i just got into shell for a while….and now i am out with big bang:)

Highlights of period

1. Delhi Shimla trip: Arshi’s marriage was a reason to be in SHIMLA. A long awaited trip planned with dii just like that. A freaky trip spent on walking, dancing n sleeping. It seems dreamy n casual trip and not formal marriage trip. Funniest part was to only discuss MBA plans that too during customs n rituals of marriage…Bas kya kahene. 

2. Coorg Trip: Water rafting, trekking in jungles, river crossing and what more. An action packed 3 day events and you even don’t feel how time spent by with nature and you actually enjoy such intense period. You are in PRESENT, doing thinking only what is happening now. I am game for any trekking, just call me:D

3. Banglooru trip: Thanks to the trip, I made to my 4 yrs old promise. We visited temple to inaugurate his new car. But, b4 driving car, one need to cross parking space n there it goes…hmmmmmmmm

4. Hostpitalized for few days: now that’s something to look into. First time in my life I am admit and no one is there next to me to even take me to hospital. The funniest part is when I was filling all the administrative formalities; everyone was looking at me as if I am some kind of alien. Whatever be it, it was just one hell of experience.

5. Mom & Dad visit n then back @ home: wow just 24 x 7 time pass and all 4 meals ready.  In the end I was too bored to spend even a sec without work. I was searching for some work.

6. Back to HYD: Almost after 1 month lukkha, I intend to do loads of work. I came and did good part of it, but sad part is i missed meeting both my Bro during diwali.

i for INDIA

August 12, 2007 by rinku

I for India. In the context of current cricket series, it proved by contribution from each n every indian player …

I guess India plays better without COACH :d  mind boggling performance by Indian cricket team, each has contibuted in 664 with only one unbeaten century by Kumble(ROFTL the funny outburst of VVS Laksman was the most entertaining part;))..rest all had double figure contri. 

CHAK DE INDIA,  promoting caption of ’Winning is Everything’.  Well, so, here is it…India on way to win the series after ‘86.

So is the movie CHAKDE India with subtle onliners, full of team and Country Spirit. worth a shot. i just came from movie hall and felt like writing a blog, i can feel the energy….just loved that proud feeling. it is simply superb. 

On the similar line of thought where exactly, i fit in this PiE == i for india?? still on way to unravel this What n Why TruBlu Q??

Chords and Strings

August 10, 2007 by rinku

Disclaimer: you will be reading stuff which is genuinely arbit & engrossingly gross. This post is entirely for my sadistic tripti ki prapti ke liye…… aage aapki shraddha hian !! PS, there are no chords n strings attached..i dont want to care about logical flow of what and why i write…No filtering.

Past, whole week spent completing laundry list of monthly customs of bill payments and many more.  with extra added onus of finding new cook as we fired our cook cum maid and simply added pain. The cribu inside me is coming out

phew….today, successfully completed all tasks.

-Posted Rakhi and wrote hand written letters after ages…wow, thats good feeling. the funniest part was i was not getting words what to write..and see here, i am having tons n tons of crap stuff to write while blogging or writing diary:D
-Paid all bills that also include some fire fighting with Electricity dept Boss i must confess i am getting proficient month after month in all this stupid chores
-Finally, bought my new laptop…just shipped it to masi’s place. Thanks to masi, kots & vibh for helping me out. A very BIG THANKS to Irshad…dude…i do need it:)
- Hurray, had hair cut etc etc. Also completed long pending list of shopping…all who knows me surely knows my fetish for none other than ******* ? well,  hint is first thing i bought when i got my first salary???…none other than shoes n slipper that also not one or 2, but 3 pairs.
- Oh, forgot to mention, i got my scooty number printed
- Found new cook & maid. Got internet fixed @hom, replied to emails and orkut scraps and made required ISD, STD phone calls. Sorry dost log, Happy friendship day!! Belated one..i missed you all. Can’t help it, few chords n strings still exist

Last Friday, partied @ Dublin and whole weekend leisurely spent only sleeping & reading The GOAL. I simply loved the book. Yesterday, i explored new restaurant ‘Barbeque Nation’. Ok, I got new place to treat …The sad part was I already had dinner and suddenly my team decides to party. Being new to team, they tried to rag me….sad’ can they??? 

Signing off by mentioning last entry of my laundry list, .that’s Blogging. I am DONE

Books

June 5, 2007 by rinku

You dont open a book, you open a mind…

Yesterday, i visited Crossword and got gifted book to myself :D As i have been really lukka all this days, spent most of my time on books..

List of books i completed till now with intended expert comments of mine

1) Who is John Galt ? Finally finally i took courage to know the answer and i completed the unfinished task of  Atlas Shrugged. It took me really month’s n month’s to complete it.

2) First Sci fi book for me Enders Game . its amazing  and different. Some1 is also making movie based on it. ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0400403/ )

3) 1984 :   Famous for Negative UTOPIA. The imagination of British Author have portrayed such world which bound to make you think…ofcourse in negative way and also brings the importance of sense of Freedom….in real world.

4) Impressed by 1984, i started searching for his other work and read Animal Farm that too Ebook…Its about oppressed revolt back for freedom something similar as in RDB, but the ending message is crust of all politics.

5) Kane & Abel : Kahani Poori Filmi hain …a typical bollywood story….Archer has knack for storytelling.

6) Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy: Dont Panic…title speaks for itself. All iitians will love it….I loved the part. Benzy says ”Now Earth creature, the situation we have in effect is this. we have, as you know, been more or less running your planet(Earth) for the last ten million years in order to find this wretched thing called the Question to Ultimate Answer” 42? Why

Well, enough of expert comments. I got many books lying around me and better i lay my hands on them. Next in line are (Not sequential ofcourse)

- Joseph Heller, Catch 22 : was reading it for a while..then ditched
- Freakonomis – also in middle of it.
- Paulo Coelho, Veronica decides to die
- Stephen Hawking, A brief history of time
- Isaac Asimov, Gold ….again Science fiction..
- Arundhati Roy, the god of small things
- Mark Haddon, The curious incident of dog in night time
- Khaled Hosseini, the kite runnerthis book is SPECIAL to me…Thanks for it Anish.

Also want to read (Pass me on if you got any)

- Vikram Seth, Suitable boy
- The Glass palace
- The Goal – Completed it.
- Jack welch, Winning 
- Upamanyu chatterjee,  English, August

so, bye 4 now…i need time to read them all.

 UPDATE:

- Finished “witch of portobello” …maha gyaan !!!
- in Middle of God of small things & Glass Palace…
- Looking forward to read ” Shantaram” & ” RED”

Banyan tree Retreat

June 4, 2007 by rinku

When was the last time the only sound you heard was that of your heart beating?? 

Unable to listen to the sound of wholeness amidst the clamor of our lives, we escape to a place where we can focus on the sounds from within.  So, i ended up in Banyan tree retreat, Jagjit Singh Live in Concert….where i caught a fleeting glimpse, a tantalizing flash of what it must be to feel this surging sense of oneness with surrounding.

Ghajal maesto Jagjit singh is name in himself and needs no introduction. The ghajal legend…words are not there to describe his sensational work and needless to say anything about his melliflous voice…Simply One of its kind.

An evening of medleys & jugalbandis:

Aag ka kya hian, pal do pal main lagti hian…
bhoojte bhoojte ek jamana lagata hian..
tera cheara kitna suhana lagata hain
tere aage chaand purana lagata hian

Feeling high after attending the concert…this post is Just like that for the feeling of happiness , for the sense of aura created by music. I know its all unstructured and not linked…but, i am lost.

not to digress further, i will end the post from where i started…Listen to your being, it is continuously giving you hints; it is a still, small voice.  It does not shout at you. And if you are a little silent, you will start feeling your way.

Or just search for places of retreat :P  All this are just reason for attending the concert…as i have already attended the same twice before.